Alright, let me break it down for you — this wasn’t your average harmless prank. This was a cowboy prank so outrageous, so unexpected, that people were either crying from laughter or frozen like statues. And yes, there was extra sauce involved. A lot of it.
Here’s how it all went down…
We’d been doing statue pranks in the plaza for weeks. You know the deal: dress up like a bronze statue, stand still for hours, then suddenly move and scare the living daylight out of unsuspecting passersby. Classic luco patung move — totally silent, totally creepy, totally hilarious.
But this time, we wanted to spice things up. So we combined our favorite bits:
Cowboy costume + statue act + sauce overload = pure chaos.
I dressed up like an old Wild West cowboy — think fake mustache, dusty boots, leather vest, the whole Clint Eastwood vibe. Except, instead of pistols in my holster, I had two squeeze bottles: one full of ketchup, the other of spicy BBQ sauce.
We set up the scene right in front of the food court fountain. I stood perfectly still on a wooden crate with a sign that read:
“Cowboy from 1890. Please don’t disturb.”
People were snapping pics, taking selfies, tossing coins like it was a real street performance. Some kids poked at me, laughed, then ran away. A few uncles gave me the ol’ “respect salute.” One lady even asked if she could take a photo kissing the cowboy. I didn’t move. Stone cold.
Then came the golden moment.
A group of teenagers walked by, loud, cocky, filming for TikTok. One of them said, “Man, this statue is fake. Watch me slap it.” He raised his hand — and BOOM! That was my cue.
In one smooth cowboy motion, I whipped out the squeeze bottles, dual-wielded, and BLASTED him with ketchup and BBQ sauce.
Direct hit. Chest and face. Sauce everywhere.
He screamed, tripped, and fell backward into the fountain behind him. His friends were doubled over laughing, phones still recording. The people nearby gasped, then erupted in cheers and applause. One guy yelled, “COWBOY GOT ‘IM!”
I tipped my hat, holstered the bottles, and returned to statue pose like nothing happened.
The video hit social media within an hour. By sunset, it had over 100K views under the tag #cowboy_prank. Comments were flooded with:
- “This cowboy don’t miss!”
- “The sauce is sacred 😂”
- “Statue prank just leveled up. Luco patung 3000.”
- “I’d pay to see this again fr 💀”
Even the kid who got sauced ended up laughing in the end. We gave him a free burger and a towel, and he walked off like a cowboy who’d just lost a duel.
Since then, we’ve done Cowboy Prank 2.0 (with whipped cream), and we’re planning Cowboy Prank 3.0 (involving a fake horse and confetti). But nothing beats the original sauce showdown.
Because if you ever see a statue cowboy standing a little too still near a food court — be warned.
He might not be a cowboy from 1890…
He might be coming for YOU.
And trust me, the reactions will be priceless.
LOL. 🤠💥🍅 #cowboy_prank #elucon #lucopatung #pranklegend
