You ever been so scared you forget how to run?
So panicked that your legs turn into jelly and your scream comes out as a high-pitched squeak?
Welcome to Panic Mode 2025.
The Bushman is back… and this time, he’s upgraded.
Faster. Smarter. Sneakier. LOUDER.
And absolutely unhinged.
The Prank Evolution
Forget the slow rise from behind a bush.
Forget the quiet creeping.
That was 2023 energy.
2025 Bushman kicks it into high gear.
He’s popping out of flower pots, garbage bins, mailboxes, and even disguised himself once as a city bench.
One poor dude sat down…
And the bench SCREAMED. 💥🌿
He launched himself off it like a rocket.
Full panic mode.
Ran straight into a bush — not a prank bush — a real one.
Face first.
The Scene: Urban Jungle
Downtown square.
Lunchtime crowd.
Bushman squad deployed with walkie-talkies and leaf suits.
They had decoys, hiding spots, fake birds chirping, and even a panic button soundboard that blared random screams and jungle growls.
People couldn’t tell what was real anymore.
One girl tried to walk calmly past a suspicious bush.
The moment she whispered “I know it’s fake…” —
BOOM! Bushman exploded out of the leaves with a roar.
She froze.
Dropped her boba.
Started flapping her arms like a chicken.
Didn’t move an inch.
Full panic lock. 💀
Someone in the crowd yelled,
“SHE’S IN PANIC MODE!”
Cue: everyone cheering like it was a reality show.
Crowd Control? Not a Chance.
The more people screamed, the more others gathered to watch — and get pranked.
Some tried to record it, thinking they were safe.
But then a SECOND Bushman popped out behind them.
Camera goes flying.
Phone lands in a fountain.
10/10 chaos.
Internet Goes Wild
The video went up the same night titled:
“Bushman Prank: PANIC MODE 2025 (Nobody Is Safe)”
Thumbnail: A guy mid-scream, jumping with both legs in the air, eyes wide like a cartoon.
Within 48 hours:
- 3.6 million views
- #1 on trending
- Reaction channels couldn’t get enough
- TikTok was flooded with duets of people pretending to be the bushes 😂
Best comments:
- “I’d rather face a lion than this bushman.”
- “Panic Mode activated in less than 0.2 seconds.”
- “The guy who screamed and ran sideways deserves an Oscar.”
The Lesson?
If you’re walking through a public park in 2025…
And you see a bush that looks a little too leafy…
Or a statue that’s breathing…
Or a bench that growls…
Don’t stop.
Don’t breathe.
And whatever you do —
DO 👏 NOT 👏 TOUCH 👏 ANYTHING.
Because Panic Mode is ON.
And the Bushman is watching. 👀🌿
Hahahahah!
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