What would you do if it moves? Hahahah statue prank. luco patung.

Okay, picture this:

You’re walking through the mall or a busy city square. Music playing, people laughing, food smells everywhere. You see this really cool statue—a cowboy, a robot, maybe even an angel. It’s standing perfectly still, on a box, face frozen like it was carved out of stone.

You get closer.

You squint.

You think it’s fake… but you’re not sure. 👀

And just as you lean in a little, maybe to poke it or take a selfie—

IT MOVES.

“RAAAAAA!!!”

It jumps!

It waves!

Maybe it throws glitter or squirts water from a flower on its chest!

YOU.

ARE.

GONE.

Screaming. Flailing. Running like you saw a ghost!

That’s the luco patung (statue prank) at its finest — and trust me, the reactions are gold. 😂

We’ve pulled this prank so many times, and it never gets old. From tough guys dropping their drinks to grandmas laughing till they cry, it’s always a hit. One time, a dude tried to act cool for his girlfriend. He said, “It’s fake, babe. Just a prop.” Then I reached out slowly and whispered,

“What if I move?”

Bro turned pale and RAN.

Another time, we had two fake statues. I stood frozen, and my buddy was dressed as a “broken” statue on the ground. People thought he was just a prop — until he suddenly grabbed someone’s ankle! That poor guy jumped higher than a cat on a hot roof. We couldn’t stop laughing for hours.

But hey — it’s not just about the scare. It’s the moment right after, when people start laughing with relief, hands on their chest like, “You got me good!”

That’s the luco patung magic:

Scare first. Laugh forever.

So next time you’re out and you see a suspiciously still “statue,” just remember:

What would you do if it moves? 😏

Hahahah!

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