You ever see a cowboy so serious, so full of swagger, that you just know heâs begging to be pranked?
Well, let me tell you about the time we pulled off the most savage, most saucy, most legendary prank in cowboy history.
It all started with Jake â our friend who takes his cowboy persona way too seriously. Every weekend, he shows up at the plaza in full outfit: boots, hat, belt buckle the size of a dinner plate. Even walks around saying things like âYâall seen my horse?â and âThis town ainât big enough for the both of us.â
So naturally, we had to take him down a peg.
And what better way than with a burger challenge⌠with extra sauce. đ
The Setup
We told Jake there was a film crew looking for âauthentic cowboysâ to feature in a BBQ commercial. Of course, his ego kicked in.
âCommercial? Yâall need the real deal. Let me grab my hat.â
Perfect.
We met at Bobbyâs BBQ Barn, where we secretly worked with the staff to prepare The Sauce Bomb: a double beef burger soaked in ghost pepper BBQ sauce, hot mayo, ketchup, mustard, and some secret fiery chili paste that smelled like danger.
We sat him down, turned on a fake camera, and said:
âAlright, Cowboy Jake. The director wants a slow-motion bite of you enjoying this burger. Make it dramatic.â
He nodded, took off his hat respectfully, and picked up the sauce-drenched monster with both hands.
The Bite Heard Around the Plaza
First bite â fine.
Second bite â a little twitch in his eye.
Third bite â BOOM. That sauce kicked in like a stampede.
He froze.
Sweat instantly poured down his face.
He started blinking fast. His nose ran. His lips turned red.
âMmm-mmm!â he tried to say, tears streaming.
âThis⌠this is part of the commercial, right?!â
We couldnât take it anymore. Everyone around BURST into laughter.
Thatâs when it happenedâŚ
He grabbed his hat, waved it like he was riding a wild bull, and yelled:
âYâALL SET ME UP! MY MOUTHâS ON FIRE!!â
He ran outside, still chewing, trying to cool his tongue with the wind. A kid handed him a milkshake. Jake chugged it like his life depended on it.
The Aftermath
He came back with sauce all over his shirt, face, and even a splatter on his hat.
âYou think this is funny?â he asked.
âYes,â we said, wiping away tears.
ââŚOkay, it was kinda funny,â he admitted.
Now, every time he walks into Bobbyâs, they playfully shout,
âExtra sauce for the cowboy?â
And you better believe he double-checks every burger before he takes a bite now.
So yeahâŚ
Cowboy prank with extra sauce?
Success. Legendary. Hahahah.
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